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Guard · 2 июн 2011

Да... действительно. а особенно текст у меня стоит хороший...
Оригинал - Unii oameni invata din greseli, altii nu. Asa a aparut z_bots.
Перевод - Некоторые люди учатся на ошибках, а другие нет. Так z_bots появился...

Confessor · 2 июн 2011

гугл переводчик ето конечно круто
но тебе не для этого сказали посмотреть команду !марс
а пока скопипасти себе в марс.тхт вот это

#I'LL will HIT YOU...
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard by the time he comes down, he'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard he'll have to take off his shoes to shit!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard he'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard his kids will be born dizzy!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard his wife will fall!

#DUMB...
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he thinks socialism means partying!
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
$VICTIM$ is so dumb it takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
$VICTIM$ is so stupid he probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he got blonde roots in his eyeballs.
$VICTIM$ so stupid, that he got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
$VICTIM$ is so stupid, that he went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
$VICTIM$ is so stupid, that he went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
$VICTIM$ is so stupid, it takes he an hour to cook minute rice.

#UGLY...
$VICTIM$ is so ugly... $RANDOM$ used to push his face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he'd make a train take a dirt road!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly when he'd walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly, if he stuck his head out the window, they'd arrest him for mooning!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly if he joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
$VICTIM$ is so ugly his face is closed on weekends!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly if $RANDOM$'s dog looked like him, he'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly when he was born the doctor slapped your mother!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly when he was born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
$VICTIM$ is so ugly they know what time he was born, because his face stopped the clock!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he could scare the moss off a rock!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he could scare the chrome off a bumper!
$VICTIM$'s face is so so ugly when he cries the tears run up his face.
$VICTIM$ is so ugly, his mother had to feed him with a sling shot.
$VICTIM$ is so ugly, his mother had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

#FAT...
$VICTIM$ is so fat when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the HOUSE
$VICTIM$ is so fat a picture of him would fall off the wall!
$VICTIM$ is so fat if he weighed five more pounds, he could get group insurance!
$VICTIM$ is so fat he gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
$VICTIM$ is so fat that if $RANDOM$ gave him a shoe shine, he'd have to take his word for it!
$VICTIM$ is so fat, that he has to strap a beeper on his belt to warn people he's backing up.
$VICTIM$ is so fat, that he has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

#GENERAL...
$VICTIM$ is so skinny, that he uses a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
$VICTIM$ is like a light switch, even a little kid can turn him on.

#MOTHERS...
$VICTIM$'s mother's armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
$VICTIM$'s mother's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with $VICTIM$'s mom I had to use a black light.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got snakeskin teeth.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
$VICTIM$'s momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
$VICTIM$'s mother's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
$VICTIM$'s mother's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
$VICTIM$'s mother's like mustard, she spreads easy.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
$VICTIM$'s Mother is so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.
$VICTIM$'s Mother is so dumb, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
$VICTIM$'s Mother is so old, I told her to start acting her age and the bitch died.
$VICTIM$'s mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
$VICTIM$'s mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway
$VICTIM$'s mama's so dumb she sold the car for gas money
$VICTIM$'s mama's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when her beepgr goes off, people thought she was backing up
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So nasty, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, when $VICTIM$'s dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like Denny's... open 24 hours
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a shotgun... give her a cock and she blows
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like 7up...never had it never will.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a railroad track: She gets laid all over the country.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a T.V.: A two year old could turn her on.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
$VICTIM$'s is mother's so dumb...she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
$VICTIM$'s mom is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
$VICTIM$'s mom is so fat, everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

$VICTIM$'s mother's so dumb she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
$VICTIM$'s mother's so dumb heard it was chilly outside and grabbed a bowl.
$VICTIM$'s mother's so dumb got hit by a parked car.

#Insults...
$RANDOM$ is looking forward to the pleasure of $VICTIM$'s company since he hasn't had it yet.
When $VICTIM$ passes away and people ask what the cause of your death was, $RANDOM$ will say "his stupidity".
$RANDOM$ will see $VICTIM$ in his dreams - if he eats too much.
$VICTIM$ is the best at all he does - and all he does is make people hate him.
$VICTIM$, don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
When $VICTIM$ gets run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
I hear that when $VICTIM$ was a child his mother wanted to hire someone to take care of him but the Mafia wanted too much.
I hear that when $VICTIM$'s mother first saw him she decided to leave him on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
$VICTIM$ was born because his mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
No one should be punished for accident of birth but $VICTIM$ looks too much like a wreck not to be.
$VICTIM$ is a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
I hear the only place $VICTIM$ is ever invited is outside.
I would like the pleasure of $VICTIM$'s company but it only gives me displeasure.
$VICTIM$, if you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
$VICTIM$, don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
$VICTIM$, it's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
I don't consider $VICTIM$ a vulture. I consider $VICTIM$ something a vulture would eat.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect $VICTIM$ if he were WERE dead.
I admire $VICTIM$ because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
$VICTIM$ is acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
$VICTIM$ has a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
$VICTIM$ never strikes out blindly; he fails in the light.

Guard · 2 июн 2011

Confessor сказал(а):

гугл переводчик ето конечно круто
но тебе не для этого сказали посмотреть команду !марс
а пока скопипасти себе в марс.тхт вот это

#I'LL will HIT YOU...
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard by the time he comes down, he'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard he'll have to take off his shoes to shit!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard he'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard his kids will be born dizzy!
$RANDOM$ will hit $VICTIM$'s so hard his wife will fall!

#DUMB...
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he thinks socialism means partying!
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
$VICTIM$ is so dumb it takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
$VICTIM$ is so stupid he probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
$VICTIM$ is so dumb he got blonde roots in his eyeballs.
$VICTIM$ so stupid, that he got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
$VICTIM$ is so stupid, that he went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
$VICTIM$ is so stupid, that he went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
$VICTIM$ is so stupid, it takes he an hour to cook minute rice.

#UGLY...
$VICTIM$ is so ugly... $RANDOM$ used to push his face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he'd make a train take a dirt road!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly when he'd walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly, if he stuck his head out the window, they'd arrest him for mooning!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly if he joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
$VICTIM$ is so ugly his face is closed on weekends!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly if $RANDOM$'s dog looked like him, he'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly when he was born the doctor slapped your mother!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly when he was born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
$VICTIM$ is so ugly they know what time he was born, because his face stopped the clock!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he could scare the moss off a rock!
$VICTIM$ is so ugly he could scare the chrome off a bumper!
$VICTIM$'s face is so so ugly when he cries the tears run up his face.
$VICTIM$ is so ugly, his mother had to feed him with a sling shot.
$VICTIM$ is so ugly, his mother had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

#FAT...
$VICTIM$ is so fat when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the HOUSE
$VICTIM$ is so fat a picture of him would fall off the wall!
$VICTIM$ is so fat if he weighed five more pounds, he could get group insurance!
$VICTIM$ is so fat he gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
$VICTIM$ is so fat that if $RANDOM$ gave him a shoe shine, he'd have to take his word for it!
$VICTIM$ is so fat, that he has to strap a beeper on his belt to warn people he's backing up.
$VICTIM$ is so fat, that he has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

#GENERAL...
$VICTIM$ is so skinny, that he uses a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
$VICTIM$ is like a light switch, even a little kid can turn him on.

#MOTHERS...
$VICTIM$'s mother's armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
$VICTIM$'s mother's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with $VICTIM$'s mom I had to use a black light.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got snakeskin teeth.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
$VICTIM$'s mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
$VICTIM$'s mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
$VICTIM$'s momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
$VICTIM$'s mother's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
$VICTIM$'s mother's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
$VICTIM$'s mother's like mustard, she spreads easy.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
$VICTIM$'s Mother is so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.
$VICTIM$'s Mother is so dumb, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
$VICTIM$'s Mother is so old, I told her to start acting her age and the bitch died.
$VICTIM$'s mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
$VICTIM$'s mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway
$VICTIM$'s mama's so dumb she sold the car for gas money
$VICTIM$'s mama's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when her beepgr goes off, people thought she was backing up
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So nasty, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, when $VICTIM$'s dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
$VICTIM$'s Mama's So ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like Denny's... open 24 hours
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like a shotgun... give her a cock and she blows
$VICTIM$'s Mom's like 7up...never had it never will.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a railroad track: She gets laid all over the country.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a T.V.: A two year old could turn her on.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
$VICTIM$'s is mother's so dumb...she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
$VICTIM$'s mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
$VICTIM$'s mom is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
$VICTIM$'s mom is so fat, everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

$VICTIM$'s mother's so dumb she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
$VICTIM$'s mother's so dumb heard it was chilly outside and grabbed a bowl.
$VICTIM$'s mother's so dumb got hit by a parked car.

#Insults...
$RANDOM$ is looking forward to the pleasure of $VICTIM$'s company since he hasn't had it yet.
When $VICTIM$ passes away and people ask what the cause of your death was, $RANDOM$ will say "his stupidity".
$RANDOM$ will see $VICTIM$ in his dreams - if he eats too much.
$VICTIM$ is the best at all he does - and all he does is make people hate him.
$VICTIM$, don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
When $VICTIM$ gets run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
I hear that when $VICTIM$ was a child his mother wanted to hire someone to take care of him but the Mafia wanted too much.
I hear that when $VICTIM$'s mother first saw him she decided to leave him on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
$VICTIM$ was born because his mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
No one should be punished for accident of birth but $VICTIM$ looks too much like a wreck not to be.
$VICTIM$ is a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
I hear the only place $VICTIM$ is ever invited is outside.
I would like the pleasure of $VICTIM$'s company but it only gives me displeasure.
$VICTIM$, if you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
$VICTIM$, don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
$VICTIM$, it's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
I don't consider $VICTIM$ a vulture. I consider $VICTIM$ something a vulture would eat.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect $VICTIM$ if he were WERE dead.
I admire $VICTIM$ because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
$VICTIM$ is acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
$VICTIM$ has a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
$VICTIM$ never strikes out blindly; he fails in the light.

Ну и зачем мне это?
Интересующую команду я нашел.
Отредактировал как мне надо.
Вопросов нет.
Всем спасибо.

rost · 2 июн 2011

Блеать спрячте в

Код:

Fake посмотри пост выше про "бла бла бла"
Можно еще попробовать такое:

if (GetTime( ) > 120 && m_GameLoaded)
А тут генерация команды !mars

Но меня устроит и ограничение вывода текста в 1 раз, чтобы убрать флуд))

____ROB____ · 2 июн 2011

ёб

Guard сказал(а):

Предлагаю сделать команду (например) !info .
Вводишь ее, а она показывает текст из файла (например) info.txt
Увы сам реализовать не могу... знаний не хватает категорически!
Или же есть аналог этой команды??

пс в брт боте есть команда !help, инфу выводит из ланг.

Не умею пользоваться МОЗГАМИ

____ROB____ писал(а):
Я дятел

класную ты подпись поставил. у вас одни мозги на двух с Фестивалем?

Guard · 3 июн 2011

____ROB____ сказал(а):

Не умею пользоваться МОЗГАМИ

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Я дятел

класную ты подпись поставил. у вас одни мозги на двух с Фестивалем?

Спасибо КЭП! ТЫ УКАЗАЛ МНУ ПУТЬ!!111
а что такое мозги? они опасны?!

____ROB____ · 3 июн 2011

нет, путь я ещё тебе не указывал.
но если хочешь - могу :bIbIbIblya:

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а что такое мозги?

вникай

Deals · 3 июн 2011

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нет, путь я ещё тебе не указывал.
но если хочешь - могу :bIbIbIblya:

а что такое мозги?

вникай

Guard · 3 июн 2011

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нет, путь я ещё тебе не указывал.
но если хочешь - могу :bIbIbIblya:

а что такое мозги?

вникай

Ухаха.. убило х)
Путь пожалуй не надо.. могу не выбраться потом )

____ROB____ · 3 июн 2011

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Путь пожалуй не надо.. могу не выбраться потом )

шаришь :boss:

пс 12+ ?

rost · 6 июн 2011

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Fake смотри что я пыталсо:
в Game_base.cpp
Код:
if(GetTime( )> 120 && m_GameLoaded)
SendAllChat("Бла бла бла");
Вобщем чето вышло, но он тупо флудит. Скажи как поставить ограничение в написание 1 раз и неболее.
Ну чтоб в игре писало мол:
Код:
Неливайте - есть команда !ff 
и типа такого, разная хренатень.
Плз помоги

Synth (LM) · 6 июн 2011

if(GetTime( )> 120 && m_GameLoaded)

if(GetTime( )== 120 && m_GameLoaded)

А разьве геттайм не выдает кол-во секунд после запуска компа?

rost · 6 июн 2011

Любишь поиздеватсо............................
чето я такой легкий вариант и упустил даже из виду(

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А разьве геттайм не выдает кол-во секунд после запуска компа?

тебе виднее

Synth (LM) · 6 июн 2011

А не, это же лол-апдейт - все равно раз 15 успеет написать.

Ну есть более гуманный вариант - создать глобальную переменную, присвоив ей false, при срабатывании таймера в нужное время, ставим переменную в true. Не забываем ставить в условие && m_Var != true)

rost · 8 июн 2011

Fake еще вопрос про мх
Она как-то связана с синхронизацией??? Как я понял что бывает дропает и это из-за мх
Так ли это??? На что еще влияет команда !S
ТОесть сколоько я могу поставить? 200? 5000? БУдет ли лагать или просто что оно меняет?

____ROB____ · 8 июн 2011

Вобщем.
Хотел бы влючить авто-варн, но что бы варны он выдавал только safe-list игрокам !
При етом авто-бан тоже был включон...
как реализовать ...

fake · 8 июн 2011

ддобавь issafe...

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Fake еще вопрос про мх
Она как-то связана с синхронизацией??? Как я понял что бывает дропает и это из-за мх
Так ли это??? На что еще влияет команда !S
ТОесть сколоько я могу поставить? 200? 5000? БУдет ли лагать или просто что оно меняет?

я вчера уже отписывал на этот вопрос... че за баговый форум
!s это через сколько не полученных пакетов появится лагскрин десинх может быть от всего..Если вар не правельна обработает действие, если память вара изменена..

rost · 8 июн 2011

Cпс. Сор втыканул мб дето тему. Отпишись плз там за сервера что-то ты говорил.

fake · 8 июн 2011

это всего лишь предположение..Бот определяет откуда пользователь зашел по HostCounterID, который записывается для всех серверов, максимально количество хосткантеридов может быть ~28(точно не помню), но скорее всего бот использует только 10.Остальное ищи сам в коде, или убери не используемые сервера

rost · 8 июн 2011

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это всего лишь предположение

Думаешь там дело? Незря хоть копаться буду?

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максимально количество хосткантеридов может быть ~28(точно не помню), но скорее всего бот использует только 10

Скажи плз файлы, а то вслепую ой долго будет дело то и хотяб намекни что исать, тоесть цыфры какието 28-10 или код определенный которого будет 10 штук

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убери не используемые сервера

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